/2017/01/new_app_store_review_features

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Dicknose:
Fuck all this app review bullshit. Vesper sucks. Get over it.

I just want iOS to stop constantly downloading half a gig iOS update and asking me to install it.

My shit is stable and a lot of the time updates break something.

It eats up data on the device and data from the provider.

If there is a way to not have an update download and ask to install it's non-obvious. Same with Windows.
4:06 am — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
My Optional Name:
Well if ever there something on here that deserves a "finally", this would be it.
4:40 am — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
anonymous:
Gruber is still doing Apple PR's bidding.
5:08 am — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Sebby:
> If there is a way to not have an update download and ask to install it's non-obvious.

There *is* no way. You'll have to block the update servers on your network or jailbreak.

> Same with Windows.

Nope, M$ are finally getting the message and users will be able to "pause" updates for a month. Credit where it's due; M$ are actually listening to its customers, whereas the Applecart is clearly getting less and less desirable. Those who do not learn from history, etc, etc.
7:53 am — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
anonymous:
>M$ are actually listening to its customers

TOP KEK!

if they did, they'd stop the fucking TELEMETRY SPYWARE you dumb nigga.
10:51 am — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
anonymous:
> I’ve long been a critic of apps begging
>> I’ve long considered a public campaign

I've long been annoyed by John's writing style, alas.
2:40 pm — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Dicknose:
@Sebby

Thanks Sebby. I appreciate the reply.

5:10 pm — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Mac Pro is Dead:
In-app review pop-ups are *EXACTLY* the same as in-podcast ads. Leave the Talk Show a 1-Star Review.
8:46 pm — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Sebby:
> if they did, they'd stop the fucking TELEMETRY SPYWARE

You're right about that. A "Privacy Dashboard" isn't going to work.

But they're still listening.

> you dumb nigga.

Doh!
9:45 pm — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Enough Already:
anyone who chooses not to install security updates for their phone is stupid.
2:11 am — Thursday, 26 January 2017
Patrick Henry, the 2nd:
Its not that hard to average out stars. We have fucking computers for a reason.
2:10 pm — Friday, 27 January 2017
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