Mac Pro is Dead:
"but Siri gets points", weird.
8:14 pm — Monday, 20 February 2017
I know John probably did this 'experiment' just as an excuse to drink three martinis before lunch but he could at least get basic shit like this right- I just asked Google Assistant the same question and got a card with the ingredients, preparation instructions, serving instructions, garnish and drinkware suggestions all with no taps needed.

Yeah, it's a stupid pissing contest, but at least measure the piss correctly!
2:02 am — Tuesday, 21 February 2017
I like my martini recipes crowdsourced, not siri'ed.
3:13 am — Wednesday, 22 February 2017
Cuck Gruber:
I love cucktails
9:26 am — Wednesday, 22 February 2017
"UPDATE: Two days after I tweeted about this, Alexa now correctly prescribes 6 parts of gin to 1 of vermouth."

Read: "I'm taking credit for fixing the internet"

Grubs just can't get enough of himself can he?
5:39 pm — Wednesday, 22 February 2017
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