>I hate writing that because it sounds braggy

Such a liar.
6:02 am — Friday, 2 June 2017
I can smell the jizz, Fernando.
8:39 am — Friday, 2 June 2017
To Be Fair:
>Doors open at 6p,

What time is that in actual times that exist and aren't made up?
10:59 am — Friday, 2 June 2017
A Trained Chimp:
It costs you sixpence to get in
8:59 pm — Friday, 2 June 2017
sixpence to get in and learn from the masters of infinity at the talk show, you say?

Then you're sixpence none the richer, and sixpence none the wiser.
8:03 am — Monday, 5 June 2017
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