/2017/09/welcome_to_the_steve_jobs_theater

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To Be Fair:
*[jerk-off motion]*
12:14 am — Thursday, 14 September 2017
Skeptic:
"express their appreciate"?

well, we now know where Pixar movies will be premiered.
12:49 am — Thursday, 14 September 2017
Skeptic:
"express their appreciate"?

well, we now know where Pixar movies will be premiered.
12:49 am — Thursday, 14 September 2017
Ero:
I agree with Merlin Mann on the latest Back to Work episode, the tribute to Steve Jobs felt really weird. Heart was in the right place, but everything about it felt a little off.
1:18 am — Thursday, 14 September 2017
anonymous:
This is not the first public event at which Apple has spoken about Steve Jobs.
2:27 am — Thursday, 14 September 2017
Skeptic:
So, the Steve Jobs Theater is underground?

Just like Steve Jobs?
4:33 am — Thursday, 14 September 2017
Legion of Bad Ideas:
Apple's greatest feat of engineering is their building?

To be honest, spending that much money on a building seems like a great way to jerk off, financially speaking.
8:27 am — Thursday, 14 September 2017
anonymous:
The phones were so underwhelming the groobster has to jerk off about the g-d damn building.

SAD!
10:52 am — Thursday, 14 September 2017
Gruber the Booger:
What about the products?

Who gives a shit about the building with poorly designed slippery sidewalks?

Lawsuits coming. I hope they patented it.

We are not buying buildings. We are buying products.

Review the Samsung phones Apple are selling. That is what Apple and Casper and Fracture are paying you for.

Gruber will lazily link to MKBHD and others and then add his "impressions" like a thief in the night.
11:21 am — Thursday, 14 September 2017
Gruber the Booger:
>I had a feeling Apple might take this opportunity to speak about Steve Jobs at a public event

At the first event at the STEVE FUCKING JOBS theater?

Gruber is a genius. No one. I mean NO ONE one earth could have predicted such a thing.

We are building a thing named after a person. We are going to mention that person at some later date.

Total and complete shocker. No one saw that coming.

Why not just leave your ego out of it?

Just stop. Get some help.

11:47 am — Thursday, 14 September 2017
anonymous:
JG's architecture talk is a distraction from his claim chowder mess.

he'll be back with some reassuring numbers about screen resolution or any other purposeless half-baked subject to have the lead on it, don't worry
12:34 pm — Thursday, 14 September 2017
ass:
Form over function, that's Apple.
3:00 pm — Thursday, 14 September 2017
Grubweiner:
Love it Booger. DF would not be the same without reading your comments afterwards.
3:25 pm — Thursday, 14 September 2017
Legion of Bad Ideas:
Apple spent what, like a couple of billion dollars on this building.

They also blew a couple of billion on Project Titan, and got Bob to come back and shut it down.

Why didn't Bob shut down this white elephant building?

3:36 pm — Thursday, 14 September 2017
anon:
I don't understand how Gruber worships Jobs but hates Travis Kalanick?
4:23 pm — Thursday, 14 September 2017
anonymous:
Was it only me that thought the tear wipe looked rehearsed? Reminded me of something.
https://youtu.be/wqqckUm3LxE?t=2m
7:28 pm — Thursday, 14 September 2017
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