/2017/10/iphone_x_review_roundup

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Gruber the Booger:
First I'm going to stomp my feet that I didn't get one.

Then I'm going to copy and paste some reviews.

I like how Apple strings John along. They give him an interview or two, and then slam their thighs shut faster that virgin on prom night. No phone for you!
8:57 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
I AM THE NOTCH:
What?! You "don't really notice the notch"? YOU DON'T NOTICE THE NOTCH? My God, man, the notch is the reason for being—the be-all and the end-all—the alpha and the omega. You must pay homage. BOW DOWN BEFORE THE NOTCH.
9:09 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
anonymous:
Those other reviews are so much more insightful and well-written than anything Gruber has written about the iPhone X to date. Go and read those instead. PS fuck grubman
9:27 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
anonymous:
Jeeze, Gruber sure is bitter about not having a test device a week ago.
9:27 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
it won't be Pro:
my wife let me put my finger on her home button!
9:32 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
Mac Pro is Dead:
blueshift you say? better go grab quotes from all those Pixel grubershits
9:42 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
John Gruber:
I will be deleting all those Pixel 2 posts about blue-shift shortly.
10:46 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
PB Newman O's:
iOS 13: We withheld it for two years for no reason...but we've listened to our customers...and we're now adding...faceID for multiple users *raucous applause*
2:00 am — Wednesday, 1 November 2017
Anonymous®:
All the butthurt is here again?
3:18 am — Wednesday, 1 November 2017
anonymous:
>They give him an interview or two, and then slam their thighs shut faster that virgin on prom night.

You seem to be unfamiliar with virgins on prom night, if you think that's what they do.
3:51 am — Wednesday, 1 November 2017
pronce:
my wife let me put my finger on her home button.. while she slept!!!!!
4:28 am — Wednesday, 1 November 2017
Patrick Henry, the 2nd:
Sounds like it sucks, as I thought.
4:33 pm — Wednesday, 1 November 2017
anonymynous:
So sad to have missed commenting on Gruber's incredible bitterness about not getting a review unit. I felt like I had to come and leave my mark anyway, even if I'm too late. This will be a time to remember on DFWC for years to come. (How many more years before DF retires in a blaze of self-congratulation?)
8:53 pm — Thursday, 2 November 2017
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