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Eddie:
The only reason Gruber linked to this is he hopes it will be future claim chowder material after sales numbers are released.
3:47 am — Wednesday, 7 September 2016
anonymous:
I'll buy an iPhone 7, but can anyone really disagree than the glow has faded? It's a mature platform and Apple is treating it with timidity.
4:14 am — Wednesday, 7 September 2016
Q*Bert:
> Yes, Samsung’s phones are really heating up.

Perhaps too easy, but actually I thought it was a funny line.
7:02 am — Wednesday, 7 September 2016
anonymous:
"This is the actual sub-head"

Implies a level of incredulity that really betrays how lost The Grubber is inside his own magic palace of reverence.

8:21 am — Wednesday, 7 September 2016
anonymous:
> It's a mature platform and Apple is treating it with timidity.

i dunno, if they were really being timid, would they do something radical like removing the headphone jack and physical home button?
11:35 am — Wednesday, 7 September 2016
anonymous:
Peak iPhone was 2 quarters ago...

Tim Cook will kill Apple. He's a fucking asshat.
12:13 pm — Wednesday, 7 September 2016
anonymous:
>Peak iPhone was 2 quarters ago...

Maybe. Time will tell, and I'm willing to bet on the only mobile company that makes anything of value.

>Tim Cook will kill Apple. He's a fucking asshat.

GTFO, there's a lot of things that 1) Tim could do wrong or 2) Apple could misstep whilst trying to make growth, but there's no way that Tim Cook drives Apple into mediocrity, much less *kills* it.

Maybe cut the drugs out, weirdo.
1:06 pm — Wednesday, 7 September 2016
anonymous:
Tim Cook already has driven Apple into mediocrity.
7:32 pm — Wednesday, 7 September 2016
Tony Soprano:
>Tim Cook will kill Apple. He's a fucking asshat.

Tim Cook is an outstanding CEO. You're the asshat.
7:12 am — Thursday, 8 September 2016
Tony Soprano:
>Tim Cook already has driven Apple into mediocrity.

Nope.
7:13 am — Thursday, 8 September 2016
anonymous:
Tony Soprano, lay off the Kool-Aid.
8:05 am — Thursday, 8 September 2016
Tony Soprano:
>Tony Soprano, lay off the Kool-Aid.

Kool-Aid? The proof is in the pudding. Kool-Aid isn't required, only reasoned analysis of the facts of Apple's business. Based on his performance, Tim Cook is an excellent executive and a captain of industry.
10:38 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
Tony Soprano:
Disregard what I said above... I was drunk and high on some nigger jizz.
6:46 am — Friday, 9 September 2016
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