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anonymous:
steve jobs was the master of saying whatever the convenient argument was at the time. video ipod, no one uses a styles, etc etc. i wouldn't put a whole lot of stock in what he said 7 years ago.

that said, i'm on board with them not releasing numbers. i wish they wouldn't announce them on earnings calls either. no one else does, so why should apple? let the revenue and profit numbers speak for themselves.
9:16 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
anonymous:
Tim Cook is killing Apple and I fucking love it!

SJWs on a fucking suicide watch.
9:22 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
your conscience:
Tim Cook is not Steve Jobs.
9:24 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
anonymous:
>Tim Cook is not Steve Jobs.


No shit. Guy's a fucking primadonna and a giant attention whore.

And every project he started has been a total failure. iWatch sales are down something like 55% based on IDC data.

And it looks like he's gonna kill SJs greatest product: the iPhone.

He already killed the Mac. Mac, for all intents and purposes, is dead. Even Apple ads are saying that iPad is the new computer.

Schiller was mocking ppl who used 5 year old computer yet Apple still sells 4.5 year old Macs... for insane prices.

Apple's downward spiral is upon us. Growth has stopped. Now we're gonna go down on their giant roller-coaster.
9:32 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
Not Anonymous:
Tim Cook is an operations genius, a poor CEO and a terrible designer with no vision and bad taste.

Each successive Apple event becomes more and more like something Microsoft would produce. They are repetitive, lack excitement and surprise and drag on endlessly.

To say nothing of his solemn and portentous pontificating about how Apple is changing the world, a sermon which bookends nearly every event.

Gruber will continue defending Apple, and we'll continue reading about it, but this Apple, Tim Cook's Apple, is not a company anyone would ever form an attachment to. You can't love a soulless machine.

The shine is truly off the Apple.
9:42 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
anonymous:
LMAO at John "the shiller" Gruber playing defense for Apple again.

Apple knows they miscalculated with the removal of audio jack so they're trying to minimize the damage from it. Hiding numbers is just one way to avoid bad press.
9:43 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
Tony Soprano:
>Guy's a fucking primadonna and a giant attention whore.

Are you describing yourself?
10:11 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
anonymous:
>Are you describing yourself?


Did I go out of my way to promote myself as a gay man? Oh wait, I didn't. Cook did.

Cook also goes on all kinds of talk shows and has given more interviews in 1 year of being a CEO than SJ in all of his years at the Apple.


Now go back to sucking his dick you retarded fanboy.
10:17 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
Grubmerica:
There's no getting around the fact that Tim Cook is fucking creepy.
10:30 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
Tony Soprano:
>Now go back to sucking his dick you retarded fanboy.

Your obsession with Tim Cook's sexual orientation seems to indicate that the above is something you fantasize about, so why don't you go ahead. It's not really my cup of tea.
10:35 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
Tony Soprano:
>There's no getting around the fact that Tim Cook is fucking creepy.

Except that he isn't. So there's that.
10:35 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
anonymous:
>Your obsession with Tim Cook's sexual orientation seems to indicate that the above is something you fantasize about, so why don't you go ahead. It's not really my cup of tea.


LMAO... I guess I wouldn't know about his sexual orientation IF HE DIDN'T PROMOTE IT SO HEAVILY you motherfucking retard.

And see how your comment about him not being an attention whore was just now BTFO? Or are you much of a untermensch to admit it.
10:38 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
anonymous:
> iWatch sales are down something like 55% based on IDC data.

i'm not sure what an iwatch is, but yes, apple watch sales were down 55%... in the quarter right before the new one was announced. i'm shocked. also, apple watch is behind only rolex in revenue. not bad for a 'failed' product.

i won't bother addressing the rest of your bullshit, but you're a fucking idiot.

10:44 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
Eddie:
@Tony Soprano:

>Your obsession with John Grubers fatness seems to indicate that the above is something you fantasize about, so why don't you go ahead. It's not really my cup of tea.

Please post that fat Gruber picture again for the 1000th time.

And take Apples jizz filled can do no wrong cock out of your mouth while you are at it.
10:59 pm — Thursday, 8 September 2016
Miranda:
Mmm I read the comments and stopped at the word 'cock'. Should I continue or risk my innocence?
12:02 am — Friday, 9 September 2016
Tony Soprano:
>LMAO... I guess I wouldn't know about his sexual orientation IF HE DIDN'T PROMOTE IT SO HEAVILY you motherfucking retard.

The only one heavily promoting it appears to be you.
2:08 am — Friday, 9 September 2016
Tony Soprano:
>And take Apples jizz filled can do no wrong cock out of your mouth while you are at it.

Apple is a company. It doesn't have a "cock."
2:09 am — Friday, 9 September 2016
Everybody else on this thread...:
...lost dozens of IQ points reading all the unending horseshit above me.
3:39 am — Friday, 9 September 2016
Tony Soprano:
How the fuck can you lose IQ points when you didn't even have any to begin with you stupid pavement ape?
6:45 am — Friday, 9 September 2016
Patrick Henry, the 2nd:
As a shareholder, they need to release more info, not less.

This is stupid.
3:45 pm — Monday, 12 September 2016
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