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anonymous:
Wesley Snipes = Jet Black
Michael Jordan = Black
Trayvon Martin = Dead Black
5:26 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
Dindu Muffins:
Cops = Gunmetal Black

Protester SJW's = Safe Space Grey

Black People = Whatever color we can loot during the riot

White People = The color I wanted to purchase isn't immediately available

Indians = I can't afford this shit

Chinese = Too busy working overtime making these fucking things to worry about colors

Koreans and Muslims = Explosive black powder finish

Japanese = No blacks allowed and our country is just fine. Buy the new Playstation please.

5:57 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
ass:
God this is stupid.
5:57 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
anonymous:
Indians = SHIT BLACK

DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS!
6:01 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
How hard is it to explain:
One is matte black, one is glossy black. Done.

But lets find a thousand more ways to explain it. One black is ashy, one black uses cocoa butter.
6:11 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
piece of kit:
**Go away racists.**
6:52 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
Imam Cook:
Praised be Appallah. Leave Apple and you shall be killed in the name of Steve Mohamadjobs. We let women use only if man buy phone and woman not use phone unless under supervision of man. Praised be Appalah! Open more Saudi stores. Fuck Ireland!
7:13 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
anonymous:
Aloha Snackbar! Praise Steve Mohamadjobs!
8:21 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
TechGirl:
Who the fuck cares? It goes inside a bumper.
8:39 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
anonymous:
@TechGirl: trannies aren't girls... mmkay.
8:59 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
To Be Fair:
That's our Gruber - always handling the big issues of the day.

*Up next - ketchup or catsup?*
9:00 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
Homer Simpson:
DFWC became /b/ so gradually we never even noticed.
10:20 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
Grubmerica:
Black vs black is such a tragedy.
10:39 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
anonymous:
>DFWC became /b/ so gradually we never even noticed.



![kek](http://i.imgur.com/uO7YCCC.jpg)

Jet black nigger lives matter!

Don't scratch on me!
11:24 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
John Gruberstein:
why is Apple discriminating against light black niggers?

I demand a mulatto colored iPhone!
11:27 pm — Friday, 9 September 2016
Black Brutha:
Ya'll dumb nigga poopheads be ill
8:05 am — Saturday, 10 September 2016
anonymous:
it wasn't gradual, it was in the last week. don't worry, he'll get bored and go away eventually.
12:58 am — Sunday, 11 September 2016
anonymynous:
Haven't posted in ages, but we need to reassert our community values. There's no room for hate here on DFWC, except for the overegged, irrational, nit-picking, semi-faux hatred of John Gruber.

Racism: not welcome
Actual discussion of issues raised: not welcome
Defence of Gruber or his ideas: completely unacceptable

Seriously, where has all the defence of John Gruber come from recently? And who gives a shit whether Apple is good and for good people or bad and for idiots? Go and comment on The Verge or something.

DFWC is about one thing and one thing only: unrelenting and unfair mockery and criticism of the author of one of our most-read websites.
8:55 pm — Sunday, 11 September 2016
Patrick Henry, the 2nd:
Yeah I don't know where these racists came from. They are like cockroaches. We need to stop on them.
5:08 pm — Monday, 12 September 2016
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