Apple CEO Tim Cook: 'I'm thinking mediocre overpriced headphones.'
11:24 pm — Monday, 12 September 2016
JG literally has no idea that Samsung has more revenue than Apple! This is not a fucking joke - Samsung is NOT more profitable than Apple but has higher revenue. HEAD FUCKING EXPLODES. Samsung makes a lot of shit that is not cell phones. Wow, WHO KNEW???????
12:30 am — Tuesday, 13 September 2016
piece of kit:
I don't see the problem in focusing on printers.
2:38 am — Tuesday, 13 September 2016
who cares about revenue? profit is what matters.
3:49 am — Tuesday, 13 September 2016
"If a business isn't growing rapidly it has no value, unless it's iPhones"
5:40 am — Tuesday, 13 September 2016
> HP’s visionary leadership in this acquisition brings to mind this gem from The Onion back in 2011: “New Apple CEO Tim Cook: ‘I’m Thinking Printers’”.
Does it, though? Does one printer business acquiring another really bring that to mind in any way?
9:03 am — Tuesday, 13 September 2016
It's hard to demonise Western companies behind intentional obfuscation of foreign market caps, revenue streams, etc.
Samsung, as noted above, is larger by revenue than Apple and has been for decades. Korea, where its revenue accounts for 20% of the GDP, won't allow it to fail.
11:22 am — Tuesday, 13 September 2016
Uh, Samsung also isn't failing. Also, it's not like "without Samsung there would literally be no iPhones" because until this year Samsung made nearly all the CPUs! Oh, and Samsung is going to supply iPhone ram again next year.
Anyway Samsung still makes money - not Apple money, but not nothing. And I'll let everyone in on a secret - Apple isn't making Apple money anymore!
2:50 pm — Tuesday, 13 September 2016
@Bumface: Depends on the calibre of mind.
6:43 pm — Tuesday, 13 September 2016
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