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Q*Bert:
> Some of them look great, most look pretty good, and at least two of them have serious problems.

Oh, you mean the two where some fat, sweaty douchebag got right in the middle of the shot? I agree, those do have serious problems.
2:22 am — Friday, 23 September 2016
To Be Fair:
That kid looks super pissed-off.
2:36 am — Friday, 23 September 2016
Off The Verge:
I'M DISRESPECTFUL TO DIRT! CAN YOU SEE THAT I AM SERIOUS?
2:46 am — Friday, 23 September 2016
anonymous:
Cut your son's hair, you degenerate.
3:01 am — Friday, 23 September 2016
Publius:
Gruber looks like such a dicknose
3:19 am — Friday, 23 September 2016
GrubeTube:
Nice Mr. Sparkle T-shirt that the little girl's wearing.
3:50 am — Friday, 23 September 2016
anonymous:
who the hell uses flickr? and holy shit, that's a terrible haircut for a fat man.
3:57 am — Friday, 23 September 2016
jimothy:
Gruber is such a sexist. How many times has he mentioned his son? And yet, he keeps his daughter a secret, as if he's ashamed of her until, oops, here she shows up in a bunch of photos.
1:32 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
ohbrilliance:
^ to the assholes above, what's the matter with your life?

On the photography: the bokeh doesn't look particularly natural or pleasant.


1:40 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
jimothy:
What's wrong with my life? Mostly, that I have no sense of humor and take things too seriously.

Oh wait, no, I was thinking of somebody else.
1:47 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
anonymous:
wait until dicknose reads this:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/23/iphone-7-review-poor-battery-life

the amount of dickmeat that will explode from his nose will be immense
1:53 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
anonymous:
there's going to be dickmeat EVERYWHERE

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3803733/Is-like-trick-Apple-iOS-10-changed-music-app-no-one-shuffle-button.html

What's wrong with the world that they can't see Apple's incredible, magical, unparalleled itjustworks design, as I can?


1:57 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
@anonymous:
People are stupid as hell and the Daily Mail is dogshit.

This is news?
2:39 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
anonymous:
@anonymous

"people are stupid as hell" - that's right, it's not Apple's bad design, it's the stupid users that are the problem.

This is exactly the arrogance that's rusting Apple's hull

3:07 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
@anonymous:
Pssst: both can be true.
3:15 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
anonymous:
that's about as good as the article about "OMG, what if someone steals your airpods! apple sucks because they didn't think about that!"

pure grade a bullshit.
4:28 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
Thrillmeister J:
The shuffle button is for poors who can't afford albums. The kind of subliterate loser who reads the Daily Mail. Most of them are probably on Android so it doesn't even matter.
4:37 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
Grubmerica:
That poor kid. I'll bet he gets teased plenty.
7:39 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
To Be Fair:
>That poor kid. I'll bet he gets teased plenty.

You mean the potato-shaped kid wearing the ATP T-Shirt? I agree.
10:18 pm — Friday, 23 September 2016
Hairy Lime:
ATP: Always Tuggin' Peen

Nice haircut, jowlbag.
12:38 am — Saturday, 24 September 2016
enough already:
All the commentators seem to think Jonah is a “she.” https://www.flickr.com/photos/gruber/29752118752/in/album-72157674251379775/

Honestly, this brings me no joy. The kid’s a kid.
6:11 am — Sunday, 25 September 2016
Hateful BB-8:
Wow any of you mentioning Gruber's kid in a snarky way, fuck you. Get a life. You're scum.
12:01 am — Monday, 26 September 2016
Hans Gruber:
Why are there so many pictures of a little girl in a homer simpson t-shirt?
1:27 am — Friday, 30 September 2016
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