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Depressed:
Inside Apple:
"Emergency!!! Emergency!!!"
Phil:"They figured out Tim is not Steve!!!!"
"Let's throw some dongle discount!!!"
"It's not working , what else can we do?????"
Tim: I got it: discounts on monitors of other brand!!! I'm a genius!!!!
Phil: "Yes Tim"
11:04 pm — Friday, 4 November 2016
Depressed:
Next thing will be add more Apple stickers with each MBP.
11:05 pm — Friday, 4 November 2016
anonymous:
Love how Gruber ignores the way that this is totally unprecedented for unreleased, recently announced product, and instead chips in to comment on how affordable it is.
11:09 pm — Friday, 4 November 2016
Depressed:
Inside Apple:
"Emergency, Emergency!!!!!!
Tim: "Phil, Call Gruber and tell him to write some shit-wording justifying the emergency measures!!!!
11:16 pm — Friday, 4 November 2016
Depressed:
Inside Apple: Tim: "Phil, as soon as all this catastrophe is resolved let's continue with the all glass iPhone 8"
"That will work" Phil: Yes Tim
11:59 pm — Friday, 4 November 2016
Depressed:
Inside Apple: (Phone rings) Ring! Ring! Phil picks up the phone. "hello?" " Ok, got it!" Tim, Jony was on the phone and we have great news!!!! "We can reduce more the size of the MBP just by reducing Ram to 2GB"
Tim: "Excellent work team!"
12:03 am — Saturday, 5 November 2016
Mark:
Price cut still doesn't make up for how ugly those displays are. :P I can't imagine you could give those away to most Apple users, many of whom will pay more to get a sweet looking setup with a unified design.
1:39 am — Saturday, 5 November 2016
anonymous:
Silver MacBook. White Magic Keyboard. Black LG "Apple-blessed" display. Yeah... fuck Tim Cook.
4:53 am — Saturday, 5 November 2016
To Be Fair:
>The 5K model now costs less than Apple’s old $999 Thunderbolt Display.

That's to be expected - Apple's Thunderbolt Display was ridiculously overpriced.
9:30 am — Saturday, 5 November 2016
anonymous:
Wouldn't be better (and cheaper) to just buy a small 4K TV?
5:02 pm — Saturday, 5 November 2016
To Be Fair:
>Wouldn't be better (and cheaper) to just buy a small 4K TV?

No, it wouldn't. TVs don't have as high quality panels in them as monitors.
5:55 pm — Saturday, 5 November 2016
Tim Cooked:
Dear Customers: It wasn't me!
It was Jony's fault!!!!!!!!
As you can see I don't know shit about this.

6:26 pm — Saturday, 5 November 2016
Flying Fuck:
Superficial cock suckers. Who gives a flying fuck what color the hardware is or if it matches... if it does the job, then shut the fuck up.
11:57 pm — Saturday, 5 November 2016
Tim Cooked:
I want all Pink Gold
1:00 am — Sunday, 6 November 2016
Tim Cooked:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:00 am — Sunday, 6 November 2016
Tim Cooked:
Good News Team!
We have a new monitor extra thin!!!
Just 1 mm.
Only thing is 640 x 480 .....
1:02 am — Sunday, 6 November 2016
anonymous:
Can you plug in iPhone 7 headphones in your brand new MBP?

Well, can you? Haha!
3:18 am — Sunday, 6 November 2016
anonymous:
> Well, can you? Haha!

Haha! Why do you think that is at all relevant, let alone important?
1:55 pm — Sunday, 6 November 2016
Tim Cooked:
DONGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:40 pm — Sunday, 6 November 2016
enough already:
I dunno… I was really pleasantly surprised the day that I realized I could click my iPhone headphones to control iTunes play/pause/skip and adjust volume while attached to my MBP
2:43 am — Tuesday, 8 November 2016
enough already:
so it's kind of bullshit the new MBPs cannot use new iPhone headphones or even connect to the iPhone at all without a dongle
2:43 am — Tuesday, 8 November 2016
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