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To Be Fair:
>You learn something every day.

You learn something *useless* every day.

FTFY
1:33 am — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Dicknose:
Jesus motherfucking Christ do these people not have have lives?

IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE.

For fucks sake already.

Now who's nipples get hard for Jar Jar?

It's a trap!

Yeah Jar Jar was a trap.
2:36 am — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
FFS:
"Now who's nipples get hard for Jar Jar?"

Trick question, right? It's JG's cock that is hard for the general!
4:38 am — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Stroke! Stroke!:
If the Jedi and/or Queen/Senator had decent health insurance none of this would ever have happened.

6:50 pm — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Q*Bert:
I never understood why they had to run down this long trench to get to the exhaust port. It's all open on the top, why not just drop in right in front of the port? And if this exhaust port was an unknown (to the Empire) weak point as they say, why are there all these defensive guns inside the trench? These guns would necessarily have limited vision because of the trench geometry, in other words they could only shoot in a narrow band at things outside of the trench. It makes no sense.
8:54 pm — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Stroke! Stroke!:
Why didn't they use nets instead of guns? Nets are cheaper, and would have shredded those fighters like they were mini-wheats.
10:26 pm — Wednesday, 25 January 2017
Dicknose:
@Q*Bert

Cinema Sins. Look em up if you haven't already.

Those fuckers do great take downs of things like you mentioned. You might enjoy em.
5:47 am — Thursday, 26 January 2017
Q*Bert:
> Cinema Sins. Look em up if you haven't already.

Thanks, good stuff!
8:44 am — Thursday, 26 January 2017
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