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Dicknose:
Removing the headphone jack was a great move. Total cuck move.
11:38 pm — Wednesday, 1 February 2017
Dicknose:
My impersonator strikes again. Not gonna let this rustle my jimmies.
11:45 pm — Wednesday, 1 February 2017
anonymous:
> Removing the headphone jack was a great move. Total cuck move.

this doesn't even make any sense. removing the headphone jack is something that would be done by someone whose wife was cheating on him? cool story, trump supporter.
12:01 am — Thursday, 2 February 2017
anonymous:
Every day I'm annoyed that the headphone jack was removed.

Sure, some days you don't notice it's missing.

But man, when you do need to charge and listen to something at the same time.

Or, when you can't plug your headphones into let's say...the entertainment screen on an airplane because all you have are these fucking Lightning headphones..holy shit. You get pissed.

The fact I have to carry two sets of headphones. One for my phone, one for my work computer is a huge fail.
12:03 am — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Q*Bert:
It's inconvenient to remove it, but I'll get over it. I just don't think Lightning is the correct replacement. Wouldn't USB-C be better? It's already the standard (only) port on Apple's newest laptops and it's a stupid PITA to need a special dongle to charge your phone or tablet from the computer.

If you're going to push for one common port then make sure it's the same on everything, Apple has failed at that so far. I don't want to have to fiddle around with every cable I grab to see if it's Lightning or USB-C (doesn't help that they look almost the same), or one of each on different ends.
12:08 am — Thursday, 2 February 2017
anonymous:
agree with that, it makes no sense to keep lightning when everything is going to usbc.
12:27 am — Thursday, 2 February 2017
gruber123:
is usb-c thicker?
12:38 am — Thursday, 2 February 2017
anonymous:
usb c is like 0.5mm thicker, at least on the cable end. not sure about the part that would go inside the phone.

more importantly, apple can sell licenses for things to use lightning, and couldn't do that for usb c.
1:29 am — Thursday, 2 February 2017
anonymous:
I curse Tim Cuck every time I forger my iphone earbuds and can't easily find a replacement because there's no audio jack.

Fuck you Tim Cuck! And fuck you Phil Shiller, you "courageous" piece of shit!
2:14 am — Thursday, 2 February 2017
hmm:
Bingo Q*bert. I hate having to pick up lightning or usb-c. Make them standard!
7:45 am — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Dicknose:
You impersonators are really out doing yourselves.

The first two posts neither of which was me.

Fantastic.

Its amazing to me how people have no lives that they would waste their time impersonating someone else on DFWC.

Its fucking hilarious.
8:20 am — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Flying Fuck:
@Dicknose

You seem to think you're fucking famous or some shit. You're just another goat humper around here, so stop with the self-back-slapping and stick with hating Grubnuts like everyone else.
12:02 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Dicknose:
@Flying Fuck

>You seem to think you're fucking famous or some shit.

No I don't. Stop fucking impersonating me and I will stop mentioning it.

>You're just another goat humper around here

Take a look in the mirror. Nice argument. You must be a real gem.

>so stop with the self-back-slapping and stick with hating Grubnuts like everyone else.

Don't you fucking dare tell me what to say and think.

And in case you haven't noticed "everyone else" does not just sit around here hating on Gruber.

There are some people around here who have other things to say whether you like it not.

Im so sorry this isn't a safe space for you. That you are so triggered by other opinions.

I understand that all you can muster are a few weak insults, hating on Gruber and myself and impersonating me.

Your lack of critical thinking and listening to others ideas and arguments is expected from people like you.

That being said, you disappoint me.
12:51 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Dicknose:
It turns out that I do, in fact, hump goats.
2:44 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Dicknose:
Also, I'm starting to understand why people need safe spaces. This place used to be my safe space, until my impersonators showed up and started triggering me into furiously pecking out my pathetic screeds.
2:46 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Dicknose:
I am loving how I have taken over this place.

We are all Dicknose.

Long live Dicknose.

All hail Dicknose.

Dicknose is the new anonymous.
3:11 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Dicknose:
I hump gnats not goats.
3:18 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Dicknose:
Stop posting as me.
3:19 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Shake it around:
@dicknose When you sneeze do you hold your dick, your nose, or both?
3:21 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Shake it around:
Analysts and reporters are paid to see the future, and if they really could see the future they'd be in Las Vegas making big money.

3:21 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Dicknose:
When Dicknose sneeze the world need tissue.

Do not taunt Dicknose.
3:50 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Dicknose:
Fine, if you losers are going to keep impersonating me, let's at least get organized.

I proposed that tomorrow, February 3rd, everybody posts on DFwC as me.
5:30 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Dicknose:
As a sidenote: in case you want to know which posts are from the real Dicknose (that is, from me), it's quite easy: they're all at least 5 paragraphs of blathering nonsense.

Even the most dedicated troll wouldn't waste enough time to write that many words into the anonymous comments section of a website that doesn't even have comments.
5:34 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Patrick Henry, the 2nd:
USB-C fucking sucks.

Removing the headphone jack was fucking stupid.
7:04 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
toolshed:
Lightning is mechanically and electrically more robust than USB-C, so it makes a lot of sense for a high mobile device. Main reason Apple have it though is because they don't need to wait for a standards body to dick around when they want to modify it, add functionality etc. Being in control is a big deal to Apple. Let's see where they go with inductive though - far more likely to replace Lightning than USB-C.
9:16 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
toolshed:
Also, Benedict Evans is the biggest twat on twitter. No more sanctimonious, self-righteous, full-of-himself old Tory self-entitled wanker exists on that sad website.
9:21 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
anonymous:
Inductive takes way too long to use as the only way to recharge a high powered device like a phone. Lightning is here for at least another 3 years.
10:03 pm — Thursday, 2 February 2017
Flying Fuck:
@Dicknose - I have a better idea, how about tomorrow we all just call you the fucking rectum clot that you are.
2:12 am — Friday, 3 February 2017
Shake it around:
Remember, lighting replaced the 30-pin connector.

There was no high bandwidth high-power cheap replacement, period.

Sometimes you just have to go off and do your own thing. Lucky for Apple it doesn't have to wait for the computing ecosystem to adapt.
3:55 pm — Friday, 3 February 2017
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