Unless you run an Apple-sucking podcast - then you get a special invite. Props.
3:34 am — Tuesday, 28 March 2017
>join thousands of others coming together to change the world.

That kind of corporate shit-speak makes me want to vomit.

Change the world. Good grief. Get over yourselves.

"At Apple we are changing the world by selling products 6/7'ths of the world can't afford."

>Also, save the date

What is this a fucking wedding?

>I’ll post ticketing information soon.

Here is a tip. Wait until you know all of the details before mentioning it.

Telling people to save the date without any other information other than location is really helpful. Working overtime eh Johnny?
5:06 am — Tuesday, 28 March 2017
Heinz Gruber:
>What is this a fucking wedding?

No, it's just going to be Gruber sucking Apple's cock live on stage. And may Phil Schiller and Craig Federighi will join in again to make it a bukakke session for good old Johnny Boy.
8:03 am — Tuesday, 28 March 2017
Patrick Henry, the 2nd:
This is a three start post from Grubs
8:25 pm — Tuesday, 28 March 2017
Don't be silly, Heinz. Aint no way gruber is getting on Apples stage.

I've been to an event where Steve Jobs was mingling, Gruber didn't even get close to him.

Apple will send someone to grubbers podcast on occasion but they know exactly the kind of scumbag he is.
12:15 am — Thursday, 30 March 2017
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