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McGruber:
Gruber Translation: "I'm too lazy to do this work myself."
7:41 pm — Tuesday, 4 April 2017
anonymous:
> Gruber Translation: "I'm too lazy to do this work myself."

No fucking kidding. When I read his piece this morning, I thought, "Wow, Gruber actually recorded and transcribed this meeting. I'm surprised and impressed." Turns out I gave him way too much credit.
9:16 pm — Tuesday, 4 April 2017
piece of kit:
@anonymous - I thought the same thing. "Wow, he was actually prepared and took it seriously!"

He failed to give the shout-out when it really mattered: in context.
10:03 pm — Tuesday, 4 April 2017
Dumb Grub:
What as he saying the other day? "I didn't want to work for a newspaper, I didn't want to work for a website..."

I DIDN'T WANT TO WORK

I DIDN'T WANT TO WORK

I DIDN'T WANT TO WORK

I DIDN'T WANT TO WORK

IT DIDN'T WANT TO WORK

IT DIDN'T WANT TO WORK

CUNT DIDN'T WANT TO WORK
7:57 am — Wednesday, 5 April 2017
Patrick Henry, the 2nd:
Thought the exact same thing: WOW! Grubs transcribed it?

But nope, he's coasting on the laurels of others. Panzarino’s article was MUCH better too.
4:51 pm — Wednesday, 5 April 2017
elbowroom:
> But one thing remains unchanged: Apple does not talk about development timelines.

That was one fun part of the Samsung vs. Apple lawsuit. Seeing all the prototype photos and iPhone and iPad product development over the years.
5:24 pm — Wednesday, 5 April 2017
in summary:
We built a trashcan - and the insides are trash!

Now we'll build a modular upgradeable box, and we'll find a new way to mess that up!
8:09 am — Thursday, 6 April 2017
Gruber the booger:
Can't wait for Schiller to stand up on stage and act like Apple invented a Box.

(Standing ovation)

You can open Box and access everything inside Box. Box has a revolutionary design with replaceable parts.

(second standing ovation)

Box will be amazingly great.

(third standing ovation - dozens of pairs of panties thrown on stage at Phil)
4:09 pm — Thursday, 6 April 2017
To Be Fair:
Do not taunt Happy Fun Box.
7:32 pm — Thursday, 6 April 2017
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