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anonymous:
Please bring back Steve Jobs.
7:37 pm — Thursday, 4 May 2017
@anonymous:
A skeleton won’t be very lively at board meetings.
7:50 pm — Thursday, 4 May 2017
anonymous:
A skeleton would be more lively than Tim Cook.
7:52 pm — Thursday, 4 May 2017
Gruber the Booger:
How many pounds has Steve Jobs lost since the Apple Watch came out?
9:06 pm — Thursday, 4 May 2017
My Optional Name:
>How many pounds has Steve Jobs lost since the Apple Watch came out?

I hereby nominate this as the DFwC Comment of the Month.
12:50 am — Friday, 5 May 2017
anonymous:
He does look more skeletal than usual. Not sure I would have noticed it if you hadn't mentioned it
3:53 am — Friday, 5 May 2017
Kerry:
Steve was pretty thin before Tim took over. We can but hope Tim goes the same way. In order to hurry this along, perhaps he needs to wear all the models of Apple Watch, to show off those watch straps he is so proud of.
11:48 am — Friday, 5 May 2017
Ero:
Wait, weren't we supposed to be lampooning Jim Cramer?
1:01 am — Monday, 8 May 2017
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