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anonymous:
They're 12.

Try this again and 16 or 18 and see what happens.
9:20 pm — Thursday, 11 May 2017
anonymous:
What is 'hackling'
9:42 pm — Thursday, 11 May 2017
anonymous:
"hackling"?
9:44 pm — Thursday, 11 May 2017
Vanilla Dry Ice:
American soccer sucks dick. It's a bunch of strong, fast white boys without any technical skill. That's why they can't play internationally, and why they're usually done at 23 or 24, since they've reached peak strength and speed.

Just watch an American college soccer match: It's kick it far, run fast, and outmuscle your opponent; no creativity, shitty dribbling, if any, and a bunch of Tylers, Lances, Aidans, and Strattons running around like chickens with their dicks cutoff.

You want to watch real soccer, check out YouTube videos of Brazilian slum rats playing barefoot in the favelas.
10:17 pm — Thursday, 11 May 2017
anonymous:
American soccer sounds like Serena Williams trying to play tennis.

But we all appreciate your racism, Vanilla Dry Ice.
10:22 pm — Thursday, 11 May 2017
piece of kit:
> American soccer sounds like Serena Williams trying to play tennis.
>
> But we all appreciate your racism, Vanilla Dry Ice.

Is that you getting meta, anonymous?
10:48 pm — Thursday, 11 May 2017
Gruber the Booger:
>American soccer sucks dick.

All soccer sucks dick. Even at the highest level it's eye-gouge worthy boredom.

The only thing worth watching is how all the pretty boys can top each others diving scores.

They should either add a pool to soccer or a field to diving.

Of course then there is this:

[http://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/](http://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/)

And this:

[http://www.dailywire.com/news/6072/australias-national-womens-soccer-team-lose-7-0-amanda-prestigiacomo](http://www.dailywire.com/news/6072/australias-national-womens-soccer-team-lose-7-0-amanda-prestigiacomo)

But Gruber doesn't care about 15 year old boys beating the NATIONAL TEAMS of the USA or Australia.

11:04 pm — Thursday, 11 May 2017
Gruber the Booger:
I forgot to mention,


good for them.
11:11 pm — Thursday, 11 May 2017
gruber123:
This happened in Spain....
1:37 am — Friday, 12 May 2017
anonymous:
Why spend time playing soccer? Most normal kids in the USA are done with soccer by the time they get to middle school.
7:49 pm — Friday, 12 May 2017
@Gruber the Booger:
> All soccer sucks dick. Even at the highest level it's eye-gouge worthy boredom.

So I take it you prefer roided out robots in armor thudding into each other, interrupted every 5 minutes by fucking beer commercials?
10:08 am — Sunday, 14 May 2017
Gruber the Booger:
>So I take it you prefer roided out robots in armor thudding into each other, interrupted every 5 minutes by fucking beer commercials?

What you describe sounds far more entertaining than soccer.

So yeah, whatever sport that is, I'd likely prefer to watch that instead of 22 fruitcakes lawn-diving like their Oscar nomination depends on it.
7:40 pm — Sunday, 14 May 2017
@Gruber the Booger:
Enjoy your concussions & Miller Lite.
10:36 pm — Sunday, 14 May 2017
Gruber the Booger:
Oh good grief.

Lets all just prance around wearing silk panties and tickle each other with feathers.

Concussions are part of just about any sport.

Except soccer right? Never a concussion in soccer. Ever.

Because soccer is a dull and boring sport for children and pussies. Right?

Enjoy your InBev piss. No one I know drinks any of that shit water.
10:03 pm — Monday, 15 May 2017
@Gruber the Booger:
> Lets all just prance around wearing silk panties and tickle each other with feathers.

No one asked you about your weekend.
2:32 am — Tuesday, 16 May 2017
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