lmao at Gruber's petty grudge against Mark Gurman the Boy Wonder, and trying to scoop him here.
9:11 pm — Friday, 4 August 2017
Gruber the Booger:
This is an obvious step for the Apple Watch. There have been watches that have had cellular functionality for a while now. It was just a matter of time.

>No mention in Businessweek’s report, though, of the all-new form factor that I’ve heard is coming for this year’s new watches.

No mention from Gruber about any details whatsoever of said form factor either. Beside the fact that it's an article about cellular, not form factor. But ya know, Gurman hate.

A new form factor is obviously inevitable. Great scoop there Grubs.
9:20 pm — Friday, 4 August 2017
Gruber has to understand how sad it is that he has a hate boner for a kid who was born when he was in college.
10:21 pm — Friday, 4 August 2017
Gruber forgot to mention that an unconfirmed birdie also told him that the next Apple Watch would be faster and support new bands. You can't make this shit up.
12:10 am — Saturday, 5 August 2017
lol, this sentence came an hour after this was published:

> That tidbit came from an unconfirmed little birdie, though, so I wouldn’t bet the house on it.

Grubers "scoop" must have been shot down by some other little birdies.
12:12 am — Saturday, 5 August 2017
Of course it's a matter time? What advancement in technology that involves size and power reduction isn't? The question is when will that time be with all the givens.
12:30 am — Saturday, 5 August 2017
Grubs tries to minimize any chance of someone using Claim Chowder on him so everything has a disclaimer to let him off the hook.
5:35 pm — Monday, 7 August 2017
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