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anonymous:
Two scrambled eggs whites, the real thing disappointingly standing in for turkey bacon, sugar-free cereal with unsweetened almond milk.

If this is Tim Cook being Tim Cook, Tim Cook should stop being Tim Cook.
9:16 pm — Thursday, 31 August 2017
anonymous:
tim cook is the slime bucket who gets most of his own facts wrong, so he really would have no business calling out the nyt on this
9:21 pm — Thursday, 31 August 2017
ano:
Let's not do this fantasy presidency thing, OK?

Stick to James Bond fanboying
9:44 pm — Thursday, 31 August 2017
Vanilla Dry Ice:
@anonymous

Yea, I know, he's being totally unlike his Alabaman upbringing.

Be a real American and get on the road to type 2 diabetes already!
9:48 pm — Thursday, 31 August 2017
Gruber F. Johnson:
>Without being the least bit political, Cook seems to be stepping into a leadership role that is above and beyond Apple.

He's praising LBJ up and down but that's not being political?

LBJ's welfare programs have been an absolute catastrophe.
10:16 pm — Thursday, 31 August 2017
Gruber F. Johnson:
>"I’ve been fascinated to see how he has become as animated when talking about big issues like education and climate change as he is when talking about Apple."

I find this incredibly worrisome. He isn't the CEO of America or Earth, he's CEO of Apple.
10:23 pm — Thursday, 31 August 2017
John Gruber:
As an authority on Tim Cook, I know when Tim Cook is being Tim Cook. And there is nothing more Tim Cookian than a dumb breakfast, a wide-eyed visit to a Presidential Library, being political without being the least bit political. And also not calling people slime buckets.
10:40 pm — Thursday, 31 August 2017
anonymous:
I've yet to see a Vanilla Dry Ice post that isn't racist.
10:42 pm — Thursday, 31 August 2017
anonymous:
Tim Cook is the creeeeeeeepiest.

>"I'll have those niggers voting Democratic for 200 years."

--LBJ
10:52 pm — Thursday, 31 August 2017
Gruber the Booger:
Watch out everyone, Vanilla is on a high horse again. We are talking with someone who likely has 3 masters degrees in egg white theory and a double minor in alt-bacon-nomics.

This is the internet where everyone is a quadruple-qualified douchebag.

Since when did a breakfast of two eggs with yolk, crispy pork bacon, a bowl of decent cereal with a dash of added table sugar and whole fat milk from a cow give anyone type 2 diabetes?

Especially if they are not sedentary and get in a little exercise like most people.

We get it, you hate Americans. You are so much better than everyone else in the country of your employ. You work in the Bay area after all.

I'm guessing your Bay area job is a low to medium paying customer service/tech support type of gig where you step over both human and dog shit on the way to your third floor walk-up efficiency from the bus stop that you can barely afford while paying off credit card debt and student loans.

People say I am a condescending fuck and they are not wrong. But you are just another Bay area asshole.

If you even really work there. Maybe you do.

But I am guessing at best you are an advanced senior toasting technician who specializes in everything bagels and applied organic tofu spreads.
11:11 pm — Thursday, 31 August 2017
Gruber F. Johnson:
>People say I am a condescending fuck and they are not wrong. But you are just another Bay area asshole.

Excellent!
11:39 pm — Thursday, 31 August 2017
makes sense:
why is gruber not getting these exclusive breakfast meetings?
12:25 am — Friday, 1 September 2017
Monsieur Escargot:
I feel like every goddamned person in the world these days begins each sentence with "I feel like."
12:30 am — Friday, 1 September 2017
Southern Comforter:
Alabaman isn't a race. Alabama is the state with the 2nd highest rate of type 2 diabetes though.
2:29 am — Friday, 1 September 2017
Gruber the Booger:
Monsieur Escargot

I feel like we need to feel like having safe spaces so we can feel like what we need to feel like in order to accommodate what we feel like when we feel like it.

I feel like this is John Gruber being John Gruber.

I feel like when it's Tim Cook, Gruber can't lick his balls fast enough. Cooks balls. Although I feel like Gruber tries to lick his own.

I feel like when it's Damore, Gruber is feeling like "fuck this guy" because his husband and daughter told him to feel like it.

I feel like I am a real asshole calling Grubers wife his husband and his son his daughter.
5:03 am — Friday, 1 September 2017
alabama:
what would it take for alabama to be #1 in type 2 diabetes?
5:26 am — Friday, 1 September 2017
Gruber F. Johnson:
>what would it take for alabama to be #1 in type 2 diabetes?

Well it certainly won't hinge on Tim Cook eating the entire egg along with some cereal drenched in actual milk.
7:25 am — Friday, 1 September 2017
Grubweiner:
I really think Gruber is just baiting DFWC with this post.
7:45 am — Friday, 1 September 2017
Gruber F. Johnson:
I see Gruber edited his original post (of course, without documenting that he did so).
8:37 am — Friday, 1 September 2017
Grubweiner:
It's his blog, he can do what he likes....
10:58 am — Friday, 1 September 2017
Ben Bradlee:
He changed "Without being the least bit political" to "Without being overtly political."

Next he should change "I feel like Tim Cook is being Tim Cook" to "I feel like Tim Cook."

2:12 pm — Friday, 1 September 2017
anonymous:
I FEEL TIM COOK
2:28 pm — Friday, 1 September 2017
anonymous:
Ah yes, but does Tim Cook feel you?
2:44 pm — Friday, 1 September 2017
jimothy:
>LBJ's welfare programs have been an absolute catastrophe.

Yes, but he had such good intentions!
3:33 pm — Friday, 1 September 2017
Gruber the Booger:
Why does Tim Cook only eat the whites?

He comes across as a bigoted eggcist here.

We need to heal the nation and welcome folks with yellow yolks.

Does Cook only cook white eggs?

I have it on good authority that Tim Cook only eats Egg Beaters from brown eggs.

Why does Tim Cook only beat the whites from the browns and separates the yellows from the whites?

These are the important questions no one is willing to ax... I mean ask.

H-1B visas for every H5N1 egg I say!

Can we please get back to the important issues, like Trump's hair and where to book my hotel room?
4:23 pm — Friday, 1 September 2017
anonymous:
I guess this is what you post about when your petty one-sided feud with Gurman means you can't bring yourself to post about the actual news he's reporting.
4:59 pm — Friday, 1 September 2017
anonymous:
One-sided feud is right. Not sure how often Gurman checks Daring Fireball these days.
5:53 pm — Friday, 1 September 2017
anonymous:
Gruber seriously only likes LBJ because of the president's weird infatuation with showing people his dick.

I've seen that recorded phone call where LBJ needs big dick pants custom tailored linked here several times.
6:26 pm — Friday, 1 September 2017
Gruber F. Johnson:
>It's his blog, he can do what he likes....

What's the purpose of this pointless retort? Who said he can't?
7:10 pm — Friday, 1 September 2017
Gruber the Booger::
I'm gay
7:15 pm — Friday, 1 September 2017
catfood:
*People say I am a condescending fuck*

i think that was just me. i do generally enjoy your posts, though (which is not the same as agreeing with them, mind you).
5:17 pm — Sunday, 3 September 2017
Gruber the Booger:
>i do generally enjoy your posts, though (which is not the same as agreeing with them, mind you)

I like your posts as well. Along with a few others here. We don't always agree, but you are worth reading.

We don't always need to agree and sometimes I post to make people think a bit.

You and others here make me think a bit and that makes me enjoy the place.

Thanks catfood. I look forward to agreeing and disagreeing with you.

>i think that was just me

Sorry catfood but lots of people say that about me. But you said it here so yeah, you get DFwC credit on telling me the truth, here.
4:49 am — Monday, 4 September 2017
Patrick Henry, the 2nd:
> Without being overtly political

You gotta be fucking kidding me. He's being EXTREMELY political.
3:01 am — Tuesday, 5 September 2017
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