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Gruber the Booger:
>EQUIFAX BREACH RESPONSE TURNS DUMPSTER FIRE

I get that drunk and lazy Gruber often copies and pastes the URL.

He often doesn't. Sometimes he tries to be witty and come up with something original.

Why not add one word: "into"?

$8000 says he updates it to:

>EQUIFAX BREACH RESPONSE TURNS INTO DUMPSTER FIRE

once he sobers up and checks his twitter feed.

>Raise your hand if you believe they really weren’t aware of the breach.

Raise your hand if you would like the ability to answer this question on this website without needing DFwC or Twitter.
12:32 pm — Saturday, 9 September 2017
anonymous:
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3:02 pm — Saturday, 9 September 2017
anonymous:
WE ARE THE RUSSIAN HACKERS AND WE ARE WATCHING YOU. WE WILL TAKE YOUR WOMEN AND YOUR BLUE JEANS.
6:42 pm — Saturday, 9 September 2017
Ero:
Gruber the Booger:

> $8000 says he updates it to:

Two days, no update.
7:29 am — Monday, 11 September 2017
Gruber the Booger:
Ero:

Chowder served and eaten.

But I did say:

>once he sobers up

So being the weasel that I am, I will likely never be wrong.

Check is in the mail.
4:05 pm — Monday, 11 September 2017
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