/linked/2017/09/21/dotard

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Gruber the Booger:
Lets use it in a sentence

>John Gruber is a dotard.
1:56 am — Friday, 22 September 2017
kill me already:
That’s too easy.

“Ossified by his own success, John Gruber succumbed to alcoholism, becoming a premature dotard in consequence.”
1:59 am — Friday, 22 September 2017
kill me already:
fucking shit, i didn’t mean ossified. I meant enfeebled, which is the opposite

i fucking suck
2:00 am — Friday, 22 September 2017
kill me already:
speaking of sucking, has anyone seen spooner?
2:01 am — Friday, 22 September 2017
Mac Pro is Dead:
The Dotards General. Good band name.
2:12 am — Friday, 22 September 2017
Legion of Bad Ideas:
Boy, that Kim is such a joker.

Maybe there are other words Gruber never heard before, like the one that means "my family and I have brainwashed a huge population of people, kept them in misery, and brutally killed everyone that stood in our way."

How about the one that means "the man that threatened to nuke the US multiple times."

And there's that other one, the one that says "we kidnapped random people off the street and forced them to live in camps for decades for reasons that are still unclear."

4:20 am — Friday, 22 September 2017
anonymous:
If we topple Kim Jong-Un and North Korea needs a new dictator... can we nominate Tim Cook?
6:32 am — Friday, 22 September 2017
Daring Shareholder:
>If we topple Kim Jong-Un and North Korea needs a new dictator... can we nominate Tim Cook?

Yes but only if he takes Eddy Cue with him. At this point I'd rather have Dennis Rodman running Internet Services than that dolt Cue.
9:42 am — Friday, 22 September 2017
ohm:
Gruber's all about good writing, grammar, and words where images would suffice. Pretends to be a writer. Has not read the word dotard. Makes a show of it because... Trump.

Leave off the 'do'.

Gruber's a bit of a tard.
10:41 am — Friday, 22 September 2017
Legion of Bad Ideas:
"Dotard: because retard is insensitive."

High on a hill was a lonely dotard

Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

Loud was the voice of the lonely dotard

Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
12:13 pm — Friday, 22 September 2017
My Optional Name:
Hey Legion of Bad Ideas, is this the same guy you are talking about that Trump once said he'd be honored to meet?

»» [Donald Trump: I'd be honored to meet Kim Jong-un under 'right circumstances'](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/01/donald-trump-kim-jong-un-meeting-north-korea)
12:40 pm — Friday, 22 September 2017
Legion of Bad Ideas:
Under the right circumstances = on his knees, sucking Trump's dick.
2:27 pm — Friday, 22 September 2017
Legion of Bad Ideas:
Obama soul-kissed Gaddafi
2:29 pm — Friday, 22 September 2017
anonymous:
Gruber is a dontard
3:04 pm — Friday, 22 September 2017
anonymous:
Weird for Gruber not to have run across the word. It's in *King Lear* at least, which is standard high school or undergraduate reading.

I believe it's pronounced more 'turd' than 'tard'.
3:21 pm — Friday, 22 September 2017
anonymous:
Oops. 'Dotard' is not in King Lear, but the related 'dotage' is. That Goneril is cold-blooded!
3:29 pm — Friday, 22 September 2017
Publius:
wtf, I love Kim Jong-Un now
6:13 pm — Friday, 22 September 2017
anonymous:
A dotard is anyone with a Series 3 LTE Apple Watch.

A red dotard.
9:24 pm — Friday, 22 September 2017
ano:
dotard isn't that rare of a word is it?
2:59 am — Saturday, 23 September 2017
My Optional Name:
>Obama soul-kissed Gaddafi

No he didn't, but let's pretend for a moment that he did. Are you saying Trump should be taking cues from Obama on how to deal with psychopathic dictators?
4:06 am — Saturday, 23 September 2017
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