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KK:
Maybe your in-depth reviews and those of your friend group isn't that important?

It is very simple to understand. Apple has been getting a poor ROI on catering to y'all for years and decided to move on.

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.
8:17 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
McGruber:
KK— That sounds on point.
8:28 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
Otto Von Otto:
Mossberg was hung like a horse
8:48 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
YouTubers Give Me Gas:
Give Me Mossberg or Give Me Death!
9:25 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
anonymous:
What's not to understand? For Apple to continue to grow, they need to tap new markets. The sort of person who cares what JG thinks is the sort of person that will buy anything with an Apple on it sight-unseen (and then proceed to jizz on it over and over again). They'd buy an Apple cock ring if it had a rainbow on it.

So (1) Apple saves money by making JG buy a phone (2) delays the nit-picking fanboy reviews and (3) hits a new market. Win-win-win.
10:22 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
anonymous:
>Leave me out of it, personally, just for the sake of argument here.

Uh, no.
10:35 pm — Tuesday, 31 October 2017
But first let's talk about my next sponsor:
1. Give it to a bunch of casuals 2. Get a bunch of casual hype reviews 3. Magic
1:35 am — Wednesday, 1 November 2017
Patrick Henry, the 2nd:
Its because the iPhone X sucks, and they know it. So they are trying to game the reviews.
4:31 pm — Wednesday, 1 November 2017
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