Drop and Give Me Fifty:
This will be a boon for the millions of people out there trying to recapture the magic of their old gym teacher yelling at them.
8:45 am — Sunday, 31 December 2017
This should also prove useful for the scads of portly sad sacks who have no idea what kind of music they like.
8:48 am — Sunday, 31 December 2017
But are the audio workouts artisanal?
8:50 am — Sunday, 31 December 2017
Luke the Lexicographer:
You can't spell "artisanal" without "anal."
8:52 am — Sunday, 31 December 2017
I like to lounge on the davenport munching from a can of barbeque flavored Pringles as I listen to my customized Aaptiv audio-based workouts. So much niftier than old-style workouts, where you have to move around and stuff!
4:20 am — Monday, 1 January 2018
It's like "active", but, it's like an app, so it's "aaptiv", get it?
8:09 pm — Wednesday, 3 January 2018
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