A Real Pro:
It has a virtual chastity belt!
6:30 am — Saturday, 6 January 2018
If you have to say someone or something is smart, famous, legendary, or groundbreaking, it's probably not.

I'm just sad it won't do Windows 7. I have to use Windows-something for work stuff, but 10 is barely better than 8.
10:43 pm — Sunday, 7 January 2018
Paint the tires, ma!:
1:15 am — Monday, 8 January 2018
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