jesus christ, what a stupid fucking idea. just what we need, a reason for people to be even more lazy and overweight.
also, their engineers suck ass.
1:08 am — Tuesday, 9 January 2018
a suitcase is the natural place to store the batteries that are needed to power the suitcase.
but I'd rather store clothes in it, thanks.
2:48 am — Tuesday, 9 January 2018
Not to mention the fucking airlines aren't going to let a suitcase on a plane that has a battery large enough to charge this stupid fucking suitcase long enough to get from one gate to another.
Why the fuck must tech invent solutions for problems that don't exist. Constantly.
12:23 pm — Tuesday, 9 January 2018
Didn't "smart suitcases" already get banned from planes?
Ironically, it seems like a great SkyMall item.
7:40 pm — Tuesday, 9 January 2018
"PHYLLIS? PHYLLIS!? DID YOU REMEMBER TO CHARGE MY SUITCASE? PHYLLIS!"
10:08 pm — Tuesday, 9 January 2018
I should never have to pick this suitcase up. unless it autoloads itself from and into my Tesla and into checkin and off baggage claim, I'm not interested.
2:09 am — Thursday, 11 January 2018
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